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woolhouse

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  • Birthday 02/05/1980

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    Twins' fan since 1986. Been to every SECOND home game of the season dating back to 2001, when the home opener at the 'Dome would sell out, and the second game's attendance would drop 20K. I also do improv comedy in the North Metro and Uptown.
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  1. Twins front office staff should at least make it know that they are going after Greinke and/or Hamels. At least make it look like they are trying. As a sign of good-faith. And they should do it early in the off-season; no waiting into the early-spring to see if San Diego lets Jason Marquis go.
  2. Does anyone have a copy of "Moneyball" they could lend Gardenhire? Either the book or DVD. Because it seems most other managers and GMs have read it...
  3. Whenever I want to complain about him leading the league in GIDP, I just have to remind myself: so did Kirby Puckett most years.
  4. Winning 4 out of 3 would be impressive, but probably impossible. Not because it's the Twins we're talking about: because winning more games than you play is mathmatically impossible.
  5. Well, Chen just struck out Span and Mastroianni... so, he's doing something right.
  6. Tis defensive lineup would be so much better with Revere in center, and Span in right. Revere would be able to cheat to left-center, and Span would have a superior arm to gun down runners on the base paths. Can we blame Gardenhire for not putting his foot down on that, or Span for refusing to give us his position for a younger, faster defender?
  7. If a batter can go into the batter's box and dig a 6"-deep hole for their batting stance, a pitcher can draw initials in the mound as a way to get through the pain of losing a child.
  8. Swarzak's face looks like it needs some facial hair. Something to cover up those lines and space between lips/nose. A nice, thick goatee, or perhaps just a Pavano-stache.
  9. And look at that... could this be the last lead Marquis blows while a member of the Twins' starting pitching staff?
  10. I want Tom Brunansky in the major league dugout working with these batters. Especially Joe Mauer. I have the 1987 World Series DVD set, and Brunansky swings at- and hits- the first pitch each time. That Game 1 of the ALCS is in there, and Bruno - and all the batters around hit- are hitting huge singles and doubles on the first pitch. Now, I'm not saying that everytime... but when the pitcher is in a first-strike groove... swing.
  11. Remember in 2009, when Blackburn held the Yankees to 1 run in 7-8 innings at Yankee Stadium in the playoffs? The Twins' coaching staff must, because that must be the only reason he is still pitching on this team.
  12. At least Blackburn is following the leadership of the veteran Pavano, coughing up those runs right back to the Tigers the same inning.
  13. Is there not a wrist brace Morneau could wear? I see them on most other sluggers/batters in the majors, not to mention Sue in the typing pool here has to use one for her Carpal Tunnel...
  14. Wait... I think my calculator is broken...
  15. It makes perfect sense, mathematically. The team you're trying to catch in the standings drops players for underperforming. If you pick them up and have them start, you're going to be at their level in no-time.
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