Oh, and The One From Crazytown: Some of the same names as my other one, but also: trade away Castro and A. Reed and pile on enough prospects until someone eats their salaries. Same proviso as my other one, the last few million could go to a 4th OF or LH bat instead of Romo. C - Astudillo (0.6) Garver (0.6) IF - Sano (3.1) Polanco (0.6) Donaldson (20.0) Machado (30.0) Adrianza (1.8) Austin (0.6) OF - Rosario (5.0) Buxton (1.2) Cave (0.6) Reed (0.6) Next up position players: Wade, Gordon, Rooker SP - Berrios (0.6) Gibson (7.9) Odorizzi (9.4) Pineda (8.0) Ryu (11.0) RP - Hildenberger (0.6) Moya (0.6) Rogers (1.6) Iglesias (5.7) May (1.1) Familia (11.0) Romo (3.0) Curtiss, or Duffey, or Magill, or whoever (0.6) Next up pitchers: Romero, Littell, Stewart, Thorpe, Mejia, Magill, Curtiss, Vasquez, Duffey, etc. Dead money and buyouts (8.0) Total: $134 or so Obviously, this one has some problems. No way Twins go into the season with Garver and Tortuga as the catchers. Signing Machado for infinity also severely limits the ability to offer extensions in coming years to Berrios, Rosario, Gibson, Sano, Buxton, etc. Pretty thin bullpen.