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Local Man Shocked to Learn His Life Still Sucks A Week After Rocco Baldelli is Fired By Greggory Masterson in Satire, October 6, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Bombshell Investigation Reveals Twins Training Staff Doesn’t Believe in Stretching, Muscle Science By Nick Nelson in Satire, March 23, 2025 Read more... 23 comments
Griffin Jax Contemplating Stint On IL After Coming Down With Bad Case Of “Cookie Gut” By Lou Hennessy in Satire, September 2, 2024 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Ask Wolves for Draft Lottery Advice, Regret It Immediately By Cody Christie in Satire, December 9, 2025 Read more... 10 comments
Optimistic Bozo Exhales, Shakes Head, Walks Around Block By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 24 Read more... 2 comments
Walker Jenkins 'Refuses' to Leave St. Paul, Entranced by City's Bustle and Beauty By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 28 Read more... 8 comments
Beat Writer Orders Nachos Again By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 6, 2024 Read more... 3 comments
New Twins Streaming Package Includes Complimentary Gary Gaetti Tier By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 11, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
