Breaking Down the 2021 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Satire, April 10, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
Breaking Down the 2020 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Satire, July 29, 2020 Read more... 5 comments
A Twins-Based Manifesto for Self-Improvement in 2021 By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 1, 2021 Read more... 15 comments
Twins Double Down on Roster Stagnation: Why Trade Talent or Upgrade When You Can Just Wait? By Cody Christie in Satire, July 15, 2025 Read more... 14 comments
Brainstorming Ways the Twins Can Engage Younger Fans in 2025 By Nick Nelson in Satire, December 16, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Fans Permitted to Enter Transfer Portal After Another Season Starts Poorly By Cody Christie in Satire, April 8 Read more... 10 comments
Front Office Confirms Payroll Is Technically a Social Construct By Cody Christie in Satire, March 10 Read more... 1 comment
Twins Secretly Hoping Lockout Shortens 2027 Season By Cody Christie in Satire, September 20 Read more... 3 comments
Minnesota Twins, OVO LASIK + Lens Announce Partnership By Matthew Lenz in Satire, April 25, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 13, 2020 Read more... 28 comments
Does Jose Miranda’s Rise Mean I Have to Listen to Hamilton? By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 2, 2021 Read more... 13 comments
Who Will Be the Next First Pitch Legend? By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 24, 2021 Read more... 3 comments
