A Brief History of Other Randy Dobnaks By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 9, 2019 Read more... 16 comments
Diehard Twins Fan Admits to Self, Cat That He Didn’t Know Who Sean Poppen Was Either By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 21, 2019 Read more... 11 comments
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Guy Who Remembers the 1999 Twins Feels Bad for the Orioles By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 26, 2019 Read more... 17 comments
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Suggestions for Attracting Free Agents to the Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 20, 2019 Read more... 29 comments
Bombshell Investigation Reveals Twins Training Staff Doesn’t Believe in Stretching, Muscle Science By Nick Nelson in Satire, March 23, 2025 Read more... 23 comments
Results Mixed As Twins Replicate Florida Spring Training Experience By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
Veteran Who Tricked Astros Into Cheating Tells His Story By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 21, 2020 Read more... 14 comments
Optimistic Bozo Exhales, Shakes Head, Walks Around Block By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 24 Read more... 2 comments