I’ve been reading Twins Daily periodically for a few years now and have managed to avoid being rage-baited into joining just so I could respond to various crotchety old users’ inflammatory comments. But I couldn’t not express my appreciation for this Randball’s Stu instant classic. Well done to the TD satirical scrivener (or scriveners) who toils in anonymity for our amusement, and chef’s kiss for this piece in particular.