Harry Doyle, the ultimate broadcaster, quotes from Major League movie:
“Just a reminder, fans, comin’ up is our ‘Die-hard Night’ here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.”
“Juuust a bit outside.”
“That’s all we got, one @#^%# hit?”
“Ball four. Ball eight.”
“I’m not sure. He said he wanted to come in close.”
“The way these guys have been playing, my ass is on the line.”
"In case you haven't noticed — and judging by the attendance, you haven't — the Indians have managed to win a few here and there."
"Haywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."