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Twins Ask Wolves for Draft Lottery Advice, Regret It Immediately By Cody Christie in Satire, December 9, 2025 Read more... 10 comments
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Walker Jenkins 'Refuses' to Leave St. Paul, Entranced by City's Bustle and Beauty By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 28 Read more... 8 comments
Twins New Scoreboard to Only Show Night Court Reruns By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 30, 2022 Read more... 6 comments
Beat Writer Orders Nachos Again By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 6, 2024 Read more... 3 comments
New Twins Streaming Package Includes Complimentary Gary Gaetti Tier By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 11, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Mailbag with Zeb, An Old-Timey Gold Rush Prospector By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 2, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Slovenly Oaf Thinks Buxton Should Play Through Pain By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 12, 2022 Read more... 31 comments
