Experts Say Twins Squirrel Following Familiar Path By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 21, 2019 Read more... 5 comments
SOURCES: Twins Hope New 'Stop Pitching Bad' Program Helps Richardson Get Back on Track By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 22 Read more... 9 comments
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Twins Surprised Season Still Happening By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 26, 2019 Read more... 19 comments
Local Uncle Eager to Blame Quiet Twins Offseason On Joe Mauer By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 6, 2019 Read more... 17 comments
Whoopsie on the Mound: Twins Coaches Discover They Forgot Pitcher Fielding Practice By Cody Christie in Satire, April 30, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Eleven Free Agents the Twins Should Avoid By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 28, 2022 Read more... 25 comments
MLB Exploring AL Central Expansion to Include More Beatable Teams for the Twins By Cody Christie in Satire, April 11, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
Richfield Man Carves Out Six Hours He'll Need for a Twins/Yankees Playoff Game By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 27, 2019 Read more... 2 comments
Suggestions for Attracting Free Agents to the Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 20, 2019 Read more... 29 comments
Bombshell Investigation Reveals Twins Training Staff Doesn’t Believe in Stretching, Muscle Science By Nick Nelson in Satire, March 23, 2025 Read more... 23 comments
