Derek Falvey Sends Another ‘RE: Bullpen’ Email to Pohlads By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 16 Read more... 10 comments
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Satire Declared Dead: Top Scribes Out of Material After 2025 Twins Become Self-Parody By Nick Nelson in Satire, April 15, 2025 Read more... 13 comments
Rejected Taglines for the 1981 Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 31, 2019 Read more... 29 comments
I Will Give Carlos Correa This $10 Bill If He Signs with Minnesota By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 11, 2022 Read more... 26 comments
Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 30, 2021 Read more... 13 comments
Twins Announce Sweeping Front Office Extensions Following Deadline; Falvey Named King Emperor By Nick Nelson in Satire, August 2, 2025 Read more... 7 comments
Town Ball Umpire Hopes Patio Crowd Insults Him ‘Just To Feel Something’ By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 5, 2020 Read more... 6 comments
An Open Letter from the 1974 Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 7, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part III By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 27, 2020 Read more... 1 comment
Twas the Night Before Christmas...(2020 Twins Edition) By Matthew Lenz in Satire, December 25, 2020 Read more... 3 comments
