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Rejected Pitches for Special Features on Twins.TV Broadcasts By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 12, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
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State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 7, 2021 Read more... 12 comments
BREAKING: Almost Half a Season Left By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 9, 2021 Read more... 15 comments
Grown Man Asks Santa Claus For Starting Pitching By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 27, 2019 Read more... 7 comments
