Doctors: Injury Not Expected to Affect Ryan’s Rakish Good Looks, Chill Vibes By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 9, 2024 Read more... 4 comments
Pohlads to Let a Poor Throw Out First Pitch By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 21, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Bonnes Family Adopts Abandoned Twins Slugger From Local Shelter By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 24, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Out-of-Control Twins Fan Recalls Time He Muttered 'Nice Catch…Not' at Opposition By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 1, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Introduce the Monster Energy Harmon Killerbrew Experience, Other Changes By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 3, 2023 Read more... 9 comments
New Twins Hitting Coach, The Borg, Has Hitters Assimilating to His Program By Nick Nelson in Satire, February 27, 2025 Read more... 13 comments
Hrbek Confirms Hoagies Not on Banned Substances List By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 18, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
Grandfather Amuses Child with Apocryphal Tales of Twins Offense By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 22, 2022 Read more... 4 comments
Twins vs. Yankees: Who Ya Got? Twins Territory Responds By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3 Read more... 5 comments
Experts: Naming Five Twins Starters Right Now 'Pretty Good' By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 6, 2021 Read more... 12 comments
A Minnesota Twins Christmas Carol - Part One By Dave Overlund in Satire, December 22, 2021 Read more... 3 comments