Local Man Unable to Enjoy Christmas Because of the Twins By Greggory Masterson in Satire, December 21, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
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Local Contrarian Reveals ‘Twins Are Hitting Too Many Home Runs’ Take By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 10, 2019 Read more... 34 comments
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Twins Find Just Enough Change In Pohlad Couch Cushions To Make A Few Cute Signings By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 12, 2025 Read more... 6 comments
Give Up, Cleveland. Now The Invincible Twins Have A Rally Squirrel By John Bonnes in Satire, August 21, 2019 Read more... 26 comments
Minnesota Twins Relegated to International League After Embarrassing Secret Loss to St. Paul Saints By Matthew Lenz in Satire, April 1, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Experts Say Twins Squirrel Following Familiar Path By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 21, 2019 Read more... 5 comments
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Congress Votes to Shut Down Cleveland Guardians Until We Can All Figure Out What’s Going On By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 28, 2024 Read more... 8 comments
Trevor Plouffe Latest Twins Third Baseman to Be Gifted with The Second Sight By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 8, 2020 Read more... 9 comments
TWINS DAILY INVESTIGATES: Just How Many Pohlads Are There? By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 19, 2025 Read more... 18 comments
