Ranking the 2022 Minnesota Twins' Walkup Songs By Rena Wang in Satire, April 13, 2022 Read more... 10 comments
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Twins Apologize for New Sing-A-Long Song By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 12, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Attempt Rare “Takesies Backsies” Trade with Blue Jays By Cody Christie in Satire, October 27, 2025 Read more... 9 comments
Anonymous Player in Tears After Being Moved from Eighth to Seventh in Lineup By Greggory Masterson in Satire, September 7 Read more... 3 comments
Miguel Sanó Returns: Twins Add Former Slugger to Make Everyone Else Look More Disciplined By Cody Christie in Satire, May 13, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
Jeremy Zoll Sets Up End of Season Garage Sale By Cody Christie in Satire, September 9 Read more... 0 comments
Tony O’s Hall of Fame Election a Meaningful Moment for Even Youngest of Twins Fans By Theodore Tollefson in Satire, December 11, 2021 Read more... 14 comments
