Is Your Child a Twins Fan? Look For These Warning Signs By Cody Christie in Satire, June 25, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
Report: Robo-Skipper 5000 Emerges as Frontrunner for Twins Managerial Job By Nick Nelson in Satire, October 12, 2025 Read more... 14 comments
Local Man Shocked to Learn His Life Still Sucks A Week After Rocco Baldelli is Fired By Greggory Masterson in Satire, October 6, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Viral “Tarps Off” Trend Tragically Makes Its Way to Target Field Press Box By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 8 Read more... 2 comments
Local Man Unable to Enjoy Christmas Because of the Twins By Greggory Masterson in Satire, December 21, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Anonymous Player in Tears After Being Moved from Eighth to Seventh in Lineup By Greggory Masterson in Satire, September 7 Read more... 3 comments
Twins Announce Sweeping Front Office Extensions Following Deadline; Falvey Named King Emperor By Nick Nelson in Satire, August 2, 2025 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Merch Collector Not Sure What to Do with All His Tristan Gray Jerseys By Randball's Stu in Satire, Friday at 02:07 PM Read more... 1 comment
Twins Expending a Ton of Effort to Avoid Just Giving Isiah Kiner-Falefa 5 Million Dollars By Greggory Masterson in Satire, January 24 Read more... 15 comments
Twins Front Office Cold-Calling Former Players to See How Their February Looks By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 13 Read more... 4 comments
Pohlads Don’t Know Why It’s Called a Lottery When You Have to Spend Money By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 12, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Think Derek Shelton Can Bring Some of That Pittsburgh Pirates Magic to Minnesota By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 31, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
