Harrison Bader Leaving Minnesota Twins to Join Vampire Weekend on Upcoming Tour By Cody Schoenmann in Satire, March 22, 2025 Read more... 6 comments
Congress Votes to Shut Down Cleveland Guardians Until We Can All Figure Out What’s Going On By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 28, 2024 Read more... 8 comments
Twins Apologize for New Sing-A-Long Song By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 12, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
With TV Rights in Flux, Twins Close Target Field to Spectators and Media By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 3, 2024 Read more... 39 comments
Miguel Sanó Returns: Twins Add Former Slugger to Make Everyone Else Look More Disciplined By Cody Christie in Satire, May 13, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
Rare Unwritten Rule Triggers Name Change for Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 21, 2021 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Prepping Audra Martin To Make Pivotal Start Against Guardians By Lou Hennessy in Satire, August 8, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
Max Kepler Loses Arm, Insists He Shouldn't Need Injured List Stint By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 26, 2024 Read more... 8 comments
Not Wanting To Be Outdone, Joe Mauer Trying To Be Twins' Next Owner By Lou Hennessy in Satire, October 3, 2024 Read more... 13 comments
Projecting the Next Organizations to Sign and Back Away from Carlos Correa By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 30, 2022 Read more... 10 comments
Breaking Down the 2021 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Satire, April 10, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
