Bonnes Confirms Worst Loss of Season Was Spilled IPA By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 18 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Secretly Hoping Lockout Shortens 2027 Season By Cody Christie in Satire, September 20 Read more... 3 comments
Derek Falvey Sends Another ‘RE: Bullpen’ Email to Pohlads By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 16 Read more... 10 comments
Twins to Sign LeBron James, End GOAT Debate Once and For All By Cody Christie in Satire, July 8 Read more... 3 comments
Tom Pohlad Frantically Googling 'How to Buy at Trade Deadline' By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 10 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Plan to Be Active at Las Vegas GM Meetings as Long as This Ziploc Bag Full of Pennies Holds Out By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 14, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Twins and Phillies Set to Play Vampire Baseball Game Saturday Night By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 14 Read more... 4 comments
Swiping Right at the Trade Deadline: Twins Front Office Takes Talent Search to the Dating Apps By Cody Christie in Satire, July 16 Read more... 0 comments
For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 24 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Expending a Ton of Effort to Avoid Just Giving Isiah Kiner-Falefa 5 Million Dollars By Greggory Masterson in Satire, January 24 Read more... 15 comments
Twins Track Down Keoni Cavaco, Ask If He’s Still Interested in Making His MLB Debut By Cody Christie in Satire, September 23 Read more... 14 comments
Everyone Is Leaner, Faster, and Definitely Healthier Than Last Year By Cody Christie in Satire, January 27 Read more... 4 comments
