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Things I Personally Blame on the New York Yankees, Who I Just Don’t Like By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 17, 2024 Read more... 12 comments
Twins Ask Critics to Apologize to Danny Coulombe, Harrison Bader in Person By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 7, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
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Max Kepler Loses Arm, Insists He Shouldn't Need Injured List Stint By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 26, 2024 Read more... 8 comments
Hipster Twins Fan Torn on Ironic Opening Day Jersey Choice By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 28, 2025 Read more... 6 comments
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