BREAKING: Twins Name Rally Sausage As Team’s Third Hitting Coach By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 2, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
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Twins Trade Candidate Breakdown: Doris From HR By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 19, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
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More Like Worst Ballot Hall of Famer By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 26, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
The Twins’ Latest Hire Isn’t a Reliever. It’s Anthony Swarzak on Sasquatch Duty. By Cody Christie in Satire, April 28 Read more... 3 comments
Twins Asking Limited Partners How Many SkyMiles They Have By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 21, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Rejected Pitches for Special Features on Twins.TV Broadcasts By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 12, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
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