Target Field’s Updated Zillow Listing By Cody Christie in Satire, February 10 Read more... 2 comments
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Twins Ride One-Game Winning Streak Back Into Playoff Picture By Cody Christie in Satire, August 25 Read more... 7 comments
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Diehard Twins Fan Admits to Self, Cat That He Didn’t Know Who Sean Poppen Was Either By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 21, 2019 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Keeping Kepler in Lineup ‘Just to Spite Gleeman’ at This Point By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 16, 2023 Read more... 0 comments
Give Up, Cleveland. Now The Invincible Twins Have A Rally Squirrel By John Bonnes in Satire, August 21, 2019 Read more... 26 comments
