Twins’ Front Office Awkwardly Calls Liam Hendriks By Cody Christie in Satire, May 6 Read more... 8 comments
Under New Ownership, Jake Cave Rebrands as Jacob Cave By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 26 Read more... 4 comments
Universe Corrects Temporary Oversight That Allowed Twins Fans to Have Something Nice By Nick Nelson in Satire, April 26, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
Varland Ditches First Name Altogether, To Go By Unique Symbol Like Prince By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 20, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Vegas Releases Odds On Next Byron Buxton Injury By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 30, 2019 Read more... 15 comments
Veteran Who Tricked Astros Into Cheating Tells His Story By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 21, 2020 Read more... 14 comments
Viral “Tarps Off” Trend Tragically Makes Its Way to Target Field Press Box By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 8 Read more... 2 comments
Wait, Ryan LaMarre Is On the Twins Again? And He's Starting? By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 13, 2019 Read more... 29 comments
Walker Jenkins 'Refuses' to Leave St. Paul, Entranced by City's Bustle and Beauty By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 28 Read more... 8 comments
Walker Jenkins Has Already Replaced Joe Mauer in One Local Man’s Brain By Cody Christie in Satire, April 1 Read more... 1 comment
War Between Ownership Detractors and Exhausted Twins Optimists Enters Third Week By Lou Hennessy in Satire, August 21, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
