Twins Forget To Include Pants In City Connect Uniform Design By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 9, 2024 Read more... 2 comments
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Royce Lewis’s Slump Traced to His Evil Twin, Groyce By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 30, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
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Twins Hold Bake Sale to Make Payroll By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 15, 2024 Read more... 16 comments
The Twins’ New Revenge Tour: Penny-Pinching Season Ticket Holders, One Roll of Toilet Paper at a Time By Cody Christie in Satire, September 21, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
Losing Streak Helps Local Overreactor Find Regular Season Form By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 5, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 7, 2021 Read more... 12 comments
