With TV Rights in Flux, Twins Urge Parents to Explain AM Radio to Young Fans By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 10, 2023 Read more... 18 comments
Sources: Injury Gods Have Busy 2021 Planned for Minnesota By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 26, 2021 Read more... 13 comments
Satire Declared Dead: Top Scribes Out of Material After 2025 Twins Become Self-Parody By Nick Nelson in Satire, April 15, 2025 Read more... 13 comments
Rejected Taglines for the 1981 Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 31, 2019 Read more... 29 comments
I Will Give Carlos Correa This $10 Bill If He Signs with Minnesota By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 11, 2022 Read more... 26 comments
Fifth Starter Conversation Turns to Chestnut By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 8, 2024 Read more... 22 comments
Twins Fans Still Skeptical of Strong Starting Pitching, Citing "Matt Shoemaker PTSD" By Cody Christie in Satire, May 29, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Bremer Uses Long All-Star Break to Get Mickey Hatcher Face Tattoo By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 22, 2022 Read more... 9 comments
Otherwise Normal Man Purchases Diamondbacks/Twins Tickets By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 12, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Do Not Feel Bad for the Chicago White Sox By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 26, 2024 Read more... 25 comments
Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 30, 2021 Read more... 13 comments
Twins Past and Present Remember Queen Elizabeth II By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 9, 2022 Read more... 9 comments