‘Gonna Be a Chilly One This Weekend,’ Observes Mauer By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 4, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Expending a Ton of Effort to Avoid Just Giving Isiah Kiner-Falefa 5 Million Dollars By Greggory Masterson in Satire, January 24 Read more... 15 comments
Homonym Leads to Hot Water for Jason Castro, Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 15, 2019 Read more... 9 comments
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Graterol Incident Would Have Broken Minnesota, Researcher Claims By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 9, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
Twins Fan Ready to Overreact to 3-Game Losing Streak By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 24, 2019 Read more... 20 comments
BREAKING: Twins Name Rally Sausage As Team’s Third Hitting Coach By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 2, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
Varland Ditches First Name Altogether, To Go By Unique Symbol Like Prince By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 20, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Trying To Trade Their Contingent of Beat Writers, Interest Tepid At Best By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 30, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
Off Day Allows Twins Fan to Convince Himself Season Isn’t Lost By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 28, 2021 Read more... 12 comments
