Twins Analytics Team Discovers Groundbreaking Metric: ‘Runs’ By Cody Christie in Satire, July 9, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Twins and Phillies Set to Play Vampire Baseball Game Saturday Night By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 14 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Announce “Heritage Rotation” Week By Cody Christie in Satire, May 20, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Announce Best Efforts and Pile of Spreadsheets as Opening Day Shortstop By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 16, 2022 Read more... 14 comments
Twins Announce Sweeping Front Office Extensions Following Deadline; Falvey Named King Emperor By Nick Nelson in Satire, August 2, 2025 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Apologize for New Sing-A-Long Song By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 12, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Appoint Derek Falvey To Lead Team’s Council Of Payroll Efficiency (COPE) By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 14, 2024 Read more... 12 comments
Twins Ask Critics to Apologize to Danny Coulombe, Harrison Bader in Person By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 7, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Ask MLB to Stop the Count of Wild Card Round Game 1 By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 6, 2020 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Ask Wolves for Draft Lottery Advice, Regret It Immediately By Cody Christie in Satire, December 9, 2025 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Asking Limited Partners How Many SkyMiles They Have By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 21, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Attempt Rare “Takesies Backsies” Trade with Blue Jays By Cody Christie in Satire, October 27, 2025 Read more... 9 comments
