Simmons Wants to Know the Real Story Behind Reliever’s Broken Hand By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 1, 2021 Read more... 17 comments
12 Days of Twinsmas: #12 Torii Hunter By Andrew Mahlke in Satire, December 14, 2021 Read more... 5 comments
MSP’s Most Wanted: Twins Daily Tracks Down the Airport Employee Stealing MLB Umpire Pants By Cody Christie in Satire, May 21 Read more... 2 comments
Desperate Twins Fan Turns to NASCAR By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 15, 2020 Read more... 7 comments
Local Fan Torn Between Home Opener and Another Episode of Magnum P.I. By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 24, 2020 Read more... 1 comment
MLB Launches Investigation into Twins for Alleged Left-Handed Outfielder Hoarding By Cody Christie in Satire, July 7 Read more... 4 comments
Local Fan’s Sigh Over Yankees/Astros Series Lasts 47 Seconds By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 21, 2022 Read more... 6 comments
Whatever You Do, Don’t Encourage Aaron Gleeman By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 20 Read more... 3 comments
Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to ‘Get Into’ Steely Dan By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 11, 2021 Read more... 20 comments
Breaking Down the 2021 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Satire, April 10, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
