5 Fictional Billionaires That Would Make Great Twins Owners By Lou Hennessy in Satire, October 13, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
Grown Man Asks Santa Claus For Starting Pitching By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 27, 2019 Read more... 7 comments
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Topps to Introduce Service Time Trading Cards By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 26, 2021 Read more... 2 comments
Scientists Warn Ohtani/Astudillo Matchup Might Deliver ‘Too Much’ Joy By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 23, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
Yankees, Twins Fail to Advance to ALCS By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 10, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
100,000 March to State Capitol to Protest Royce Lewis Batting 8th in Lineup By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 31 Read more... 10 comments
Pennant Race Coping Mechanisms for the Average Fan By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 16, 2019 Read more... 8 comments
With Buxton Uninjured, Twins Release 2021 Schedule By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 10, 2020 Read more... 0 comments
Local Woman Debates Telling Friend Where The Twins Play Next By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 3, 2019 Read more... 6 comments
Report: Robo-Skipper 5000 Emerges as Frontrunner for Twins Managerial Job By Nick Nelson in Satire, October 12, 2025 Read more... 14 comments
The Twins Bullpen Search Has Reached the Joey Gallo Stage By Cody Christie in Satire, December 14, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
