Rejected Fox Sports North Holiday Programming By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 25, 2020 Read more... 7 comments
Rejected Pitches for Special Features on Twins.TV Broadcasts By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 12, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
Rejected Taglines for the 1981 Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 31, 2019 Read more... 29 comments
Rejected Trade Offers For Twins All Star Joe Ryan By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 17, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Rejected Twins Promotions Schedule Ideas By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 11, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
Report: Robo-Skipper 5000 Emerges as Frontrunner for Twins Managerial Job By Nick Nelson in Satire, October 12, 2025 Read more... 14 comments
REPORT: Twins “Aggressively” Shopping TC Bear As MLB Trade Deadline Approaches By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 4, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
Reports: Twins Might Add Another Plodding, Left-Handed Outfielder to Mess with Beat Writers By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 13 Read more... 9 comments
Results Mixed As Twins Replicate Florida Spring Training Experience By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
Richfield Man Carves Out Six Hours He'll Need for a Twins/Yankees Playoff Game By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 27, 2019 Read more... 2 comments
Rocco Baldelli Hater Preps Derisive Nickname for New Manager By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 3, 2025 Read more... 19 comments
Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to ‘Get Into’ Steely Dan By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 11, 2021 Read more... 20 comments
