Local Fan’s Sigh Over Yankees/Astros Series Lasts 47 Seconds By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 21, 2022 Read more... 6 comments
TRADE DEADLINE: Twins Acquire Gently Used Couch on Facebook Marketplace By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 25, 2025 Read more... 12 comments
Twins Want Christian Vázquez's Newborn Infant Son To Learn How To Play Second Base, Just In Case By Lou Hennessy in Satire, September 12, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
Mauer Worries that ‘Cincinnati Rain Delay’ Is Slang for S-E-X By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 20, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
Record Number of Twins Players Arrive in Best Shape of Their Lives By Cody Christie in Satire, February 17, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Whatever You Do, Don’t Encourage Aaron Gleeman By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 20 Read more... 3 comments
TC Bear Picks Up Second Job at Foundry By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 23, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to ‘Get Into’ Steely Dan By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 11, 2021 Read more... 20 comments
MLB Exploring AL Central Expansion to Include More Beatable Teams for the Twins By Cody Christie in Satire, April 11, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
Five Injured in Pile-Up Begun by Runaway Twins Bandwagon By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 15, 2025 Read more... 8 comments
Breaking Down the 2021 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Satire, April 10, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
