Minnesota Twins Relegated to International League After Embarrassing Secret Loss to St. Paul Saints By Matthew Lenz in Satire, April 1, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Minnesota Twins, OVO LASIK + Lens Announce Partnership By Matthew Lenz in Satire, April 25, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
Minnesota’s Big Second Half Move Revealed: Keep Tony La Russa Employed By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 15, 2022 Read more... 8 comments
Minnesotans Looking for Answers After Front Office Competency By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 5, 2022 Read more... 23 comments
MLB Exploring AL Central Expansion to Include More Beatable Teams for the Twins By Cody Christie in Satire, April 11, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
MLB Launches Investigation into Twins for Alleged Left-Handed Outfielder Hoarding By Cody Christie in Satire, July 7 Read more... 4 comments
MLB Preps Emergency Plan in Case Twins Trade Away Every Recognizable Human Before the Field of Dreams Game By Cody Christie in Satire, November 25, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
MLB Storyline Creators Reject 2023 Twins Season As Too Unrealistic By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 12, 2023 Read more... 0 comments
More Like Worst Ballot Hall of Famer By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 26, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
MSP’s Most Wanted: Twins Daily Tracks Down the Airport Employee Stealing MLB Umpire Pants By Cody Christie in Satire, May 21 Read more... 2 comments
