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Joe Ryan Voted Most Likely Athlete to Know Who Geese Is By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 5 Read more... 5 comments
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Twins Fest 'Signature Saturday' to Feature Nothing but Accountants, Consultants By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 17, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Viral “Tarps Off” Trend Tragically Makes Its Way to Target Field Press Box By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 8 Read more... 2 comments
Fans Asked to Sign Giant Card Thanking Pohlads for Trying This Year By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 25 Read more... 9 comments
BREAKING: Twins Name Rally Sausage As Team’s Third Hitting Coach By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 2, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
Minnesota Twins, OVO LASIK + Lens Announce Partnership By Matthew Lenz in Satire, April 25, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
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Twins Trade Candidate Breakdown: Doris From HR By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 19, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
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