Twins and Phillies Set to Play Vampire Baseball Game Saturday Night By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 14 Read more... 4 comments
Swiping Right at the Trade Deadline: Twins Front Office Takes Talent Search to the Dating Apps By Cody Christie in Satire, July 16 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Win the Trade: Kody Clemens Outperforms Cash Considerations, By Slight Margin By Matthew Taylor in Satire, June 3, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Whoopsie on the Mound: Twins Coaches Discover They Forgot Pitcher Fielding Practice By Cody Christie in Satire, April 30, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 24 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Appoint Derek Falvey To Lead Team’s Council Of Payroll Efficiency (COPE) By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 14, 2024 Read more... 12 comments
As Season Nears, Best Non-Streaming Option Remains ‘The Untrammeled Power of Human Imagination’ By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 7, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Expending a Ton of Effort to Avoid Just Giving Isiah Kiner-Falefa 5 Million Dollars By Greggory Masterson in Satire, January 24 Read more... 15 comments
Twins Track Down Keoni Cavaco, Ask If He’s Still Interested in Making His MLB Debut By Cody Christie in Satire, September 23 Read more... 14 comments
Twins Forget To Include Pants In City Connect Uniform Design By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 9, 2024 Read more... 2 comments
