Twins Implement New “Home Run Ball Courtesy Protocol” for Young Fans at Target Field By Cody Christie in Satire, September 14, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
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Jeremy Zoll Sets Up End of Season Garage Sale By Cody Christie in Satire, September 9 Read more... 0 comments
In Latest Twist, Twins Add Fourth Catcher to Big-League Roster By Matthew Taylor in Satire, August 20 Read more... 2 comments
Dozens Injured as Twins Bullpen Attempts to Prepare Salad By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 8, 2022 Read more... 17 comments
Chronic Overreactor Feeling Good About 162-0 By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 31, 2023 Read more... 13 comments
Grandfather Amuses Child with Apocryphal Tales of Twins Offense By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 22, 2022 Read more... 4 comments
Dave St. Peter's Meteoric Rise and How to Get a Job in Sports By Andrew Mahlke in Satire, November 14, 2021 Read more... 12 comments
