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Otherwise Normal Man Purchases Diamondbacks/Twins Tickets By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 12, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
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How to Talk to Your Children About Joe Ryan Heaving Talcum Powder into His Pants By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 12, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
Target Field's Next Statue to Honor Fans Who Hold Ownership Accountable By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 16, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Announce Sweeping Front Office Extensions Following Deadline; Falvey Named King Emperor By Nick Nelson in Satire, August 2, 2025 Read more... 7 comments
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Next 'Final Destination' Movie Said To Revolve Around The Minnesota Twins By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 28, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Tom Pohlad Frantically Googling 'How to Buy at Trade Deadline' By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 10 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Plan to Be Active at Las Vegas GM Meetings as Long as This Ziploc Bag Full of Pennies Holds Out By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 14, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
