Local Fan’s Sigh Over Yankees/Astros Series Lasts 47 Seconds By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 21, 2022 Read more... 6 comments
Local Goggles Sales Rep Banking On Minnesota Playoff Run By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 20, 2019 Read more... 2 comments
Local Idiot Surprised by Rash of Twins Pitching Injuries By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 22, 2024 Read more... 24 comments
Local Man Already Accuses Vahn Lackey of Being Overrated By Cody Christie in Satire, August 19 Read more... 5 comments
Local Man Angrier at Millionaires than Billionaires By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 3, 2021 Read more... 50 comments
Local Man Remembers How to Hate the Chicago White Sox Again By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 18, 2020 Read more... 14 comments
Local Man Selects March 16th as Byron Buxton Panic Day By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 10, 2023 Read more... 13 comments
Local Man Shocked to Learn His Life Still Sucks A Week After Rocco Baldelli is Fired By Greggory Masterson in Satire, October 6, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Local Man Torn on Right Shirsey for Social Function By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 24, 2020 Read more... 4 comments
Local Man Unable to Enjoy Christmas Because of the Twins By Greggory Masterson in Satire, December 21, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Local Man Who Spent Entire Pandemic Studying J.A. Happ Facts Can’t Believe Luck By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 22, 2021 Read more... 7 comments
Local Shock Jock Seeks to Purchase Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 9, 2025 Read more... 7 comments
