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Twins Promote Controversial Mascot Prospect OzemPig, Option struggling TC Bear to Triple-A By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 18, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
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Pohlads to Let a Poor Throw Out First Pitch By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 21, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Bonnes Family Adopts Abandoned Twins Slugger From Local Shelter By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 24, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Out-of-Control Twins Fan Recalls Time He Muttered 'Nice Catch…Not' at Opposition By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 1, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
New Twins Hitting Coach, The Borg, Has Hitters Assimilating to His Program By Nick Nelson in Satire, February 27, 2025 Read more... 13 comments
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Struggling Twins Force Baseball Scientists to Lower Mendoza Line By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 19, 2024 Read more... 13 comments
Beat Writer’s Offseason Twins Notebook Just Drawings of Cowboys By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 3, 2025 Read more... 8 comments
Target Field Replaces Orfield Laboratories' Anechoic Chamber as Quietest Place on Earth By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 5, 2025 Read more... 9 comments