Yankees, Twins Fail to Advance to ALCS By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 10, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
Rejected Twins Promotions Schedule Ideas By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 11, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
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Report: Robo-Skipper 5000 Emerges as Frontrunner for Twins Managerial Job By Nick Nelson in Satire, October 12, 2025 Read more... 14 comments
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EXCLUSIVE: Twins Daily Sits Down with The Injury Gods By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 24, 2023 Read more... 14 comments
Twins Trying To Trade Their Contingent of Beat Writers, Interest Tepid At Best By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 30, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
