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Varland Ditches First Name Altogether, To Go By Unique Symbol Like Prince By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 20, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
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Twins Think Derek Shelton Can Bring Some of That Pittsburgh Pirates Magic to Minnesota By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 31, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
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Twins Promote Controversial Mascot Prospect OzemPig, Option struggling TC Bear to Triple-A By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 18, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Injury Gods ‘Have An Eye On’ Brooks Lee By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 5, 2024 Read more... 3 comments
Bonnes Family Adopts Abandoned Twins Slugger From Local Shelter By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 24, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
