Twins Win the Trade: Kody Clemens Outperforms Cash Considerations, By Slight Margin By Matthew Taylor in Satire, June 3, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Carlos Correa Awkwardly Shuffles Past Rocco Baldelli on Same Flight to Cancún By Lou Hennessy in Satire, October 1, 2025 Read more... 1 comment
The Twins’ New Revenge Tour: Penny-Pinching Season Ticket Holders, One Roll of Toilet Paper at a Time By Cody Christie in Satire, September 21, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
Swiping Right at the Trade Deadline: Twins Front Office Takes Talent Search to the Dating Apps By Cody Christie in Satire, July 16 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Waste No Time Offering Derek Falvey His Favorite Players Back By Cody Christie in Satire, October 11 Read more... 7 comments
Under New Ownership, Jake Cave Rebrands as Jacob Cave By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 26 Read more... 4 comments
Derek Falvey Waits Until the Last Minute Again By Cody Christie in Satire, December 23, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Implement New “Home Run Ball Courtesy Protocol” for Young Fans at Target Field By Cody Christie in Satire, September 14, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
New Target Field Beverages, Reviewed by Former Industry Professional By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 3 Read more... 3 comments
Twins Bullpen Now Just Guys You Went to High School With By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 8, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
