Front Office Confirms Payroll Is Technically a Social Construct By Cody Christie in Satire, March 10 Read more... 1 comment
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Local Man Already Accuses Vahn Lackey of Being Overrated By Cody Christie in Satire, August 19 Read more... 5 comments
Twins May Have Found Their True Purpose: Preparing the Yankees for October By Cody Christie in Satire, September 16 Read more... 2 comments
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