Twins Track Down Keoni Cavaco, Ask If He’s Still Interested in Making His MLB Debut By Cody Christie in Satire, September 23 Read more... 14 comments
Twins Trade Candidate Breakdown: Doris From HR By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 19, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Trying To Trade Their Contingent of Beat Writers, Interest Tepid At Best By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 30, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Turn to 'Spite and Revenge' for Bench Player Decisions By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 21 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Underperforming Alex Jackson Clubhouse Leadership Metric By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 11 Read more... 10 comments
Twins vs. Yankees: Who Ya Got? Twins Territory Responds By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Want Christian Vázquez's Newborn Infant Son To Learn How To Play Second Base, Just In Case By Lou Hennessy in Satire, September 12, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Waste No Time Offering Derek Falvey His Favorite Players Back By Cody Christie in Satire, October 11 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Win the Trade: Kody Clemens Outperforms Cash Considerations, By Slight Margin By Matthew Taylor in Satire, June 3, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Worry That Taylor Rogers Signing Might Make TwinsFest Too Frenzied By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 22 Read more... 11 comments
Twins’ Beat Writer Do-Hyoung Park to Compete on Jeopardy! on Monday By John Bonnes in Satire, December 16, 2021 Read more... 18 comments
