Twins Pitcher Varland’s Latest Name Change Raises Eyebrows By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 28, 2025 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Pitching Pipeline Filled with Scrumptious Ranch Dressing By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 16, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Place Entire 40-Man Roster on Injured List By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 13, 2022 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Plan to Be Active at Las Vegas GM Meetings as Long as This Ziploc Bag Full of Pennies Holds Out By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 14, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Players Search for Their Own Personal "Rally Sausage" in 2025 By Cody Christie in Satire, April 7, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Ponder Further Efforts to Protect Byron Buxton By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 14, 2020 Read more... 6 comments
Twins Prepping Audra Martin To Make Pivotal Start Against Guardians By Lou Hennessy in Satire, August 8, 2024 Read more... 10 comments
Twins President Derek Falvey Clearly Thought MLB Winter Meetings Were Supposed To Start Next Week By Lou Hennessy in Satire, December 10, 2024 Read more... 6 comments
Twins Promote Controversial Mascot Prospect OzemPig, Option struggling TC Bear to Triple-A By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 18, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Put TV Rights On Facebook Marketplace By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 19, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Replace Fake Fan Noise with Chumbawamba’s ‘Tubthumping’ By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 17, 2020 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Ride One-Game Winning Streak Back Into Playoff Picture By Cody Christie in Satire, August 25 Read more... 7 comments
