Twins Front Office ‘Pretty Sure’ Free Agency Doesn’t Start Until 2025 By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 27, 2024 Read more... 40 comments
Twins Front Office Cold-Calling Former Players to See How Their February Looks By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 13 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Front Office Looking to Sign Even More Obscure Player to Get You Goofballs All Riled Up By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 5, 2024 Read more... 15 comments
Twins Go Two Days Without an Injury By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 22, 2023 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Hold Bake Sale to Make Payroll By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 15, 2024 Read more... 16 comments
Twins Hold Solemn Phone Flashlight Vigil In Remembrance of Jhoan Duran By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 31, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Hope New Manager Agrees to Be Paid in Exposure By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 17, 2025 Read more... 8 comments
Twins Host Retirement Party for Longtime Umpire Phil Cuzzi By Cody Christie in Satire, March 17 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Implement Mustache Requirement After Mickey Gasper’s Stellar Spring By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 20, 2025 Read more... 8 comments
Twins Implement New “Home Run Ball Courtesy Protocol” for Young Fans at Target Field By Cody Christie in Satire, September 14, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Introduce the Monster Energy Harmon Killerbrew Experience, Other Changes By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 3, 2023 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Keeping Kepler in Lineup ‘Just to Spite Gleeman’ at This Point By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 16, 2023 Read more... 0 comments
