Twins Awkwardly Add Max Kepler Back to Group Chats By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 3, 2023 Read more... 27 comments
Twins Beat Writers Haunted by Ghost of Do-Hyoung Park at Spring Training By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 26, 2025 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Beat Writers Hold Closed-Door Meeting By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 27, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Bring On Bob Baffert in Consultant Role By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 14, 2021 Read more... 23 comments
Twins Bullpen Falters Because of What Bryan Did By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 16, 2021 Read more... 20 comments
Twins Bullpen Now Just Guys You Went to High School With By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 8, 2025 Read more... 3 comments
Twins Bullpen Solution Said to Involve Nap Under Big Pile of Coats By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 6 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Current 40-Man Roster Projection Just a Plaintive Howl of Longing, Despair By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 6, 2023 Read more... 10 comments
TWINS DAILY EXCLUSIVE: Details on MLB/ESPN Plans for 2026 Twins Broadcasts By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 22, 2025 Read more... 13 comments
TWINS DAILY INVESTIGATES: Just How Many Pohlads Are There? By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 19, 2025 Read more... 18 comments
Twins Doing Just Fine in Financial Prudence Standings, Pohlads Pleased By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 20, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Double Down on Roster Stagnation: Why Trade Talent or Upgrade When You Can Just Wait? By Cody Christie in Satire, July 15, 2025 Read more... 14 comments
