The Untold Story of Taylor Swift Leaving T.C. Bear at the Altar By Cody Christie in Satire, August 27, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
New Year, New Resolutions, and the Same Old Twins By Cody Christie in Satire, January 3 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Promote Controversial Mascot Prospect OzemPig, Option struggling TC Bear to Triple-A By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 18, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Ron Gardenhire Thinks These Jeopardy! Bozos Don’t Know a Damn Thing About Baseball By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 10, 2020 Read more... 10 comments
Your Dad Set to Absolutely Butcher Names of New Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 5, 2021 Read more... 11 comments
Guy Who Remembers the 1999 Twins Feels Bad for the Orioles By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 26, 2019 Read more... 17 comments
Authorities, Religious Leaders Ask for Perspective When Panicking About Jose Berrios By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 6, 2019 Read more... 5 comments
Local Man Who Spent Entire Pandemic Studying J.A. Happ Facts Can’t Believe Luck By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 22, 2021 Read more... 7 comments
Area Bozo Troubled by Quicker Games By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 7, 2023 Read more... 14 comments
The Twins Bullpen Search Has Reached the Joey Gallo Stage By Cody Christie in Satire, December 14, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Pennant Race Coping Mechanisms for the Average Fan By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 16, 2019 Read more... 8 comments
Gibson’s Departure Throws Your Dad’s Preseason Banter Into Turmoil By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 29, 2019 Read more... 18 comments