Twins Plan to Be Active at Las Vegas GM Meetings as Long as This Ziploc Bag Full of Pennies Holds Out By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 14, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Twins and Phillies Set to Play Vampire Baseball Game Saturday Night By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 14 Read more... 4 comments
Man Who Calls in Sick for Hangovers Wonders Why Correa Won’t Play Through Stabbing Pain of Plantar Fasciitis By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 26, 2023 Read more... 0 comments
Swiping Right at the Trade Deadline: Twins Front Office Takes Talent Search to the Dating Apps By Cody Christie in Satire, July 16 Read more... 0 comments
Devil-May-Care Baseball Writer Adds 41st Top Prospect By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 17, 2023 Read more... 13 comments
Twins Win the Trade: Kody Clemens Outperforms Cash Considerations, By Slight Margin By Matthew Taylor in Satire, June 3, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Whoopsie on the Mound: Twins Coaches Discover They Forgot Pitcher Fielding Practice By Cody Christie in Satire, April 30, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 24 Read more... 4 comments
How Will Alex Kirilloff Immediately Hurt Himself? By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 17, 2022 Read more... 20 comments
Twins Appoint Derek Falvey To Lead Team’s Council Of Payroll Efficiency (COPE) By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 14, 2024 Read more... 12 comments
