Bonnes Confirms Worst Loss of Season Was Spilled IPA By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 18 Read more... 10 comments
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Twins Ride One-Game Winning Streak Back Into Playoff Picture By Cody Christie in Satire, August 25 Read more... 7 comments
In Latest Twist, Twins Add Fourth Catcher to Big-League Roster By Matthew Taylor in Satire, August 20 Read more... 2 comments
The Case Against Joe Mauer’s Hall of Fame Candidacy By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 1, 2023 Read more... 22 comments
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