Twins Merch Collector Not Sure What to Do with All His Tristan Gray Jerseys By Randball's Stu in Satire, Friday at 02:07 PM Read more... 1 comment
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Twins Current 40-Man Roster Projection Just a Plaintive Howl of Longing, Despair By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 6, 2023 Read more... 10 comments
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Local Baseball Writer Regrets Calling Spouse ‘Toolsy’ By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 12, 2024 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Beat Writers Hold Closed-Door Meeting By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 27, 2025 Read more... 5 comments