SOURCES: Twins Hope New 'Stop Pitching Bad' Program Helps Richardson Get Back on Track By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 22 Read more... 9 comments
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Couchbound Fan Still Did More Over the Holidays Than Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 2 Read more... 8 comments
Saints Dust Off the Royce Lewis and Matt Wallner Merch Rack By Cody Christie in Satire, May 25 Read more... 1 comment
Twins Front Office Looking to Sign Even More Obscure Player to Get You Goofballs All Riled Up By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 5, 2024 Read more... 15 comments
REPORT: Twins “Aggressively” Shopping TC Bear As MLB Trade Deadline Approaches By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 4, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Front Office ‘Pretty Sure’ Free Agency Doesn’t Start Until 2025 By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 27, 2024 Read more... 40 comments
Projecting the Next Organizations to Sign and Back Away from Carlos Correa By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 30, 2022 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Sweep of Tigers Could Be Latest Impractical Jokers Prank By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 10 Read more... 5 comments
