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Twins Embrace Scavenger Hunt Broadcast Strategy to Boost Fan Engagement By Cody Christie in Satire, March 13, 2025 Read more... 6 comments
MLB Preps Emergency Plan in Case Twins Trade Away Every Recognizable Human Before the Field of Dreams Game By Cody Christie in Satire, November 25, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Host Retirement Party for Longtime Umpire Phil Cuzzi By Cody Christie in Satire, March 17 Read more... 4 comments
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In Latest Twist, Twins Add Fourth Catcher to Big-League Roster By Matthew Taylor in Satire, August 20 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Select 1988 Toyota Celica in Obscure Rule 6 Draft By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 22, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
The Case Against Joe Mauer’s Hall of Fame Candidacy By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 1, 2023 Read more... 22 comments
CDC Urges Fans Mad at Greedy Players to Not Learn About Owners Wealth By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 19, 2020 Read more... 10 comments
Falvey ‘Almost Done’ With The Mandalorian By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 15, 2021 Read more... 9 comments